Here are a couple of mine:
I never cut a hole in a cape
I’ve never cut the crap out of my fingers
All my deer mount up easy and turn out perfect
My customers pick up their pieces as soon as I tell them they are ready.
MY wife loves the smell of my shop!!!!
You might be a taxidermist if your favorite cologne is BONDO #5 Not a lie though.
Next…?
i’ll be there friday when i get paid
I went to the city but I didn’t fit in!
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pag…..3144543881
http://shipmanstaxidermy.com/
My favorite one is I had this guy bring in a deer that when skinned out it is cut in pieces and has to be put back together like a gig saw puzzle and Then you say something to them about it,Well my buddy skinned it for me I didn’t know he did that and Then you see all the photos on facebook with the Owner doing all the skinning work !!! Funny how him and his buddy are identical twins I was laughing when I saw that ..BUSTED ..Gotta throw the buddy under the bus syndrome .
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